Repair Enthusiast T-Shirts

DIY store.

'I've done most of it - You'll only need to put it together again and make it work.'

Let me guess...reliable, fast technician!

"We can't tell yet if it's a malfunction or a dysfunction."

Doll Hospital: All insurance plans accepted.

Shoe Repair and Pest Control.

Deux Ex Mechanic

"We found the reason for that 'whining' noise, someone had left TalkRadio playing."

"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know I managed without it"

Tool Box

Hardware Store Tools Wrench

"You need to take this thingamajig...and attach it to the whatchamacallit using a turny thing."

"The bad news is that I backed into a fan. The good news is my owner's a plumber."

"When it comes to fixing his own computer, I call it his PDDIY project. That stands for please DON'T do it yourself."

Home De-Po. Things you need for your project. Things you didn't know you needed until you were halfway through your project.

'She seems to think I only have one thing on my mind.'

"Have you tried turning it on and off again..?"

Fixing the TV.

"Dad! The bathroom pipes are clogged up!"

Is this for wiping greasy hands?

"Good news...turns out it was just your battery!"

Bob’s Museum

'Don't you think it's time you did something about the draught in here?'

"I fixed your leaky tap and the oven door... but there's nothing I can do with that dodgy seal on the fridge!"

'I think you want Phillips. Two doors down on the left.'

"All right, pal, I'm just saying, that's what I'd do if it was my Large Hadron Collider."

'Your car's ready, but drive carefully for awhile. I had to give the student an 'F' for the work he did on it.'

"I aways thought it would be stylish to live in a house with high ceilings."

'Why did you get a huge socket wrench set? You never use socket wrenches.'

'Hello, Robinson Crusoe here, I'd like my kitchen finished by Friday.'

"Was it a fuse?"

'Hanging around the house, Fred, just in case.'

"The blow drier is broken."

Man falls through ceiling - 'Did you find the leak?'

'I think I found the problem.'