Diy Repair Aficionado Pillows

"I aways thought it would be stylish to live in a house with high ceilings."

'Will you be long, fixing this leak? I'll have to put my Bert's dinner on in ten minutes.'

Fixing the Computer.

Fixing the TV.

Do-it-yourself sushi bar serves live fish to customer.

'But I don't want to be able to turn on the toaster with the TV remote!'

"Have you tried turning it on and off again..?"

'Hello, Acme Termite Control...?'

"Good news...turns out it was just your battery!"

'Don't you think it's time you did something about the draught in here?'

"I fixed your leaky tap and the oven door... but there's nothing I can do with that dodgy seal on the fridge!"

Man hitting a TV and going out of focus himself.

"The blow drier is broken."

"Never marry an engineer."

"Was it a fuse?"

"It's not so much a fixer upper as a tear it downer."

Man falls through ceiling - 'Did you find the leak?'

"I'm looking for a Father's Day gift. What kind of wrench says 'I love you'?"

Fred's not sure who to call first: 911 or the plumber he should have called in the first place.

"Nap time."

'I should never have let you pick the taps!'

'Any day now I'll fix the roof.'

"It's a great Fixer-Upper and this is Ken, single, available and a pretty decent handyman."

'I'll calk that hole as soon as the siege is over.'

Oh silly me, I'm trying to fix my glasses with nasal spray instead of super glue!

'The plumber said he can't come right now, but promised to put us on his 'wading list'. Cute, huh?'

'Sure I can put in a wet bar, too.'

'Bad news, Dr. Treemont...It needs an engine transplant.'

"It's times like this I wish I was ore than just an armchair plumber."

'As I said to Phil, 'Call a plumber!''

Mower Repair

Now, which one of you did this to my rocket?!

"I didn't waste lockdown. I did my own facelift."