Diy Repairs Pillows

'Well I know it's still working! It's just not cooling the room as quickly as it used to!'

Chair with a leaking pipe.

'Hello, Acme Termite Control...?'

"The problem is that your trap is one big macaroni."

'We could have an overload somewhere.'

"I feel less pressure but I also feel I can't get things done the way I used to."

'Why don't you take it to a goldsmith? — that duct tape looks awful!'

Man hitting a TV and going out of focus himself.

'I suppose you tried to fix it yourself.'

Wrong end of extension cord brought to electrical outlet.

'As I said to Phil, 'Call a plumber!''

'Next time you lose your keys, please call a locksmith instead of blowtorching the door.'

'Will you be long, fixing this leak? I'll have to put my Bert's dinner on in ten minutes.'

"We've started him in The Loose Connections Department."

Man stitching up a broken laptop screen.

'Let me guess. You tried to repair it yourself.'

'But I don't want to be able to turn on the toaster with the TV remote!'

'Before recycling, try duct tape'

Mower Repair

Repairing the UFO

'I've found the problem - I'm not a mechanic.'

Caveman wheel repairers.

'Must be more careful with those shears in future'

Man on toilet with funnel

Julian Assange

'Hear that? This calls for a major readjustment of your bank account.'

Clock Repairs -"It was working fine 'til eight o'clock last night!"

He spends all weekend under the stupid thing, but I don't think he's really fixing anything.

"Sink's clogged again?"

What's Going On Here? We are repotting the Geraniums of Mrs Beverly Seidel which we backed into with our maintenance trucks despite her repeated warnings....

"Ahhh... close enough."

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

Domestic Superheroes!!

"I built this tree house for my kids. But it's so private, I've decided to use it as my home office."

Jack of all trades