Diy Mechanic Pillows

"Thanks for fixing the muffler."

'Oops-sie.' (Car jacked through the ceiling).

"Dad can I help you change the wheel? I remember all the words from last time...."

'I'm 45, drive a hybrid, have a wife and two kids, change my own oil, and have had a vasectomy. What wine am I supposed to like?'

'Change is good.'

"Dad...face it...you need to buy a new car."

"Baldo! Get away from my truck!"

"Ahhh... close enough."

"I built this tree house for my kids. But it's so private, I've decided to use it as my home office."

Domestic Superheroes!!

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

Jack of all trades

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

Self help acupuncture

"You haven't got dyslexia- the instructions are in polish."

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

"He's having a hard time finding work."

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

Painting by the numbers for adults

'The plumber said he can't come right now, but promised to put us on his 'wading list'. Cute, huh?'

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know I managed without it"

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

Stoneage puncture repair kit...

"I finally found a use for that old home repair book..."

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

Adhesive Tiles: Do Not Open from this End.

Why it's bad when home owners change their minds about the bathroom's location late in a building project.

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

"Thanks! Carl put his heart and soul into it, along with, of course, lots of mud and a boatload of his own saliva."

"Home depot."

Painting the Ceiling

Rocking horse

Tool Box