Diy Auto Fixer Pillows

'Ah, there's the problem. I was swearing at the right part, but using the wrong words.'

"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know I managed without it"

Tool Box

Hardware Store Tools Wrench

"You need to take this thingamajig...and attach it to the whatchamacallit using a turny thing."

'Will you be long, fixing this leak? I'll have to put my Bert's dinner on in ten minutes.'

"The bad news is that I backed into a fan. The good news is my owner's a plumber."

Fixing the Computer.

Home De-Po. Things you need for your project. Things you didn't know you needed until you were halfway through your project.

"When it comes to fixing his own computer, I call it his PDDIY project. That stands for please DON'T do it yourself."

'She seems to think I only have one thing on my mind.'

"Dad! The bathroom pipes are clogged up!"

'But I don't want to be able to turn on the toaster with the TV remote!'

Is this for wiping greasy hands?

'Hello, Acme Termite Control...?'

Bob’s Museum

'I think you want Phillips. Two doors down on the left.'

"All right, pal, I'm just saying, that's what I'd do if it was my Large Hadron Collider."

Man hitting a TV and going out of focus himself.

"I aways thought it would be stylish to live in a house with high ceilings."

'Hanging around the house, Fred, just in case.'

"Never marry an engineer."

'Hello, Robinson Crusoe here, I'd like my kitchen finished by Friday.'

'Why did you get a huge socket wrench set? You never use socket wrenches.'

"Was it a fuse?"

'I think I found the problem.'

"I'm looking for a Father's Day gift. What kind of wrench says 'I love you'?"

Organized chaos.

"Dad needs a Phillips screwdriver. Who's Phillip?"

"I only need two tools: WD-40 if something doesn't move that should, and duct tape if something moves that shouldn't!"

'My hubby is getting better at D.I.Y. . . . Oh yes, he now spends more on screws than plasters.'

He's got mdf..medium density fever.

'Well, it wasn't the motor -- I'll try replacing the other stuff.'

'As I said to Phil, 'Call a plumber!''

'Oh yes, Leomard's a fixit-it man. Only problem is, who'll fix it after him?'