Diy Auto Fixer Pillows

'Ah, there's the problem. I was swearing at the right part, but using the wrong words.'

"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know I managed without it"

Tool Box

Hardware Store Tools Wrench

"The bad news is that I backed into a fan. The good news is my owner's a plumber."

"You need to take this thingamajig...and attach it to the whatchamacallit using a turny thing."

'Will you be long, fixing this leak? I'll have to put my Bert's dinner on in ten minutes.'

Fixing the Computer.

"When it comes to fixing his own computer, I call it his PDDIY project. That stands for please DON'T do it yourself."

"Dad! The bathroom pipes are clogged up!"

Is this for wiping greasy hands?

'But I don't want to be able to turn on the toaster with the TV remote!'

'Hello, Acme Termite Control...?'

Bob’s Museum

'I think you want Phillips. Two doors down on the left.'

Man hitting a TV and going out of focus himself.

"All right, pal, I'm just saying, that's what I'd do if it was my Large Hadron Collider."

"Never marry an engineer."

"Was it a fuse?"

"I aways thought it would be stylish to live in a house with high ceilings."

'Hanging around the house, Fred, just in case.'

'Hello, Robinson Crusoe here, I'd like my kitchen finished by Friday.'

'Why did you get a huge socket wrench set? You never use socket wrenches.'

'I think I found the problem.'

"I'm looking for a Father's Day gift. What kind of wrench says 'I love you'?"

Organized chaos.

"Dad needs a Phillips screwdriver. Who's Phillip?"

'My hubby is getting better at D.I.Y. . . . Oh yes, he now spends more on screws than plasters.'

He's got mdf..medium density fever.

'Well, it wasn't the motor -- I'll try replacing the other stuff.'

'As I said to Phil, 'Call a plumber!''

'Oh yes, Leomard's a fixit-it man. Only problem is, who'll fix it after him?'

Caveman wheel repairers.