Diy Car Restorer Pillows

"So...how do you like our quality father-son time?"

"I'd like a new tire for my 1976 Chevy Chevette."

"What old school? This is my life."

"Do you buy cars here?"

"So this is what you want? This is why after school, almost every day, you spend all your extra free time working at the auto store?"

'A 50's vintage automobile...a billiards room. YOu, my firend, have got it all.'

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

"This says Hispanic life expectancy has risen to 80 years."

'It's a British car. Needs braces.'

"Wow! This car has a continental kit, train horn, smoothed-out firewall, polyurethane bushings and a 2400-CFM fan! I have a long way to go!"

"Remember when I told you rust might become a problem in the future?"

"When was the last time you started her up?"

Custom Cruiser Magazine Reader Survey: Do you own a lowrider?"

"I'm sorry Joet...I shouldn't be mad. In fact, congratulations! You saved your money. You deserve the finest ride on the planet."

"Let me guess...you got a job here because you needed new parts for your lowrider project?"

"You still working on your car?"

'It's up for adoption. Just pay to have it fixed.'

Next time you buy a car, can you ask if it is self assembly?

'The only parts that don't need replacing are the 'fluffy dice'.'

"Cool! A 1964 Impala!"

Spray painter.

'It only takes a minute to erect the hood, or five minutes if the family helps.'

'Orville keeps bragging about restoring that car. He fails to tell people it took him 70 years.'

'I can't believe I'm saying this, but I'm giving you a ticket for not speeding, but driving too slow.'

School of easy knocks engine diagnosis, rm 101...School of hard knocks, advanced engine diagnosis, rm 102.

'What can you possible see in this piece of junk?'

'The full history includes all the original letters of complaint to the factory.'

'I'm 45, drive a hybrid, have a wife and two kids, change my own oil, and have had a vasectomy. What wine am I supposed to like?'

Car sticker 'My other car is two welded together'

"I don't get it, Baldo. Why are you obsessed with 1964 Chevrolet Impalas."

'It's up to you, Mr Snedly. Get it fixed, or enter it in the antique show.'

'I told you I'd find a way to change the flat without a jack!'

Cars and their owners.

"I think I could $39,000 for a fully restored 1964 Impala."

'Your truck won't start cause the warranty has just run out.'