Diy Car Fixer Pillows

Mechanic checking oil.

'Will you be long, fixing this leak? I'll have to put my Bert's dinner on in ten minutes.'

Fixing the Computer.

'But I don't want to be able to turn on the toaster with the TV remote!'

'Hello, Acme Termite Control...?'

Man hitting a TV and going out of focus himself.

"I aways thought it would be stylish to live in a house with high ceilings."

"Never marry an engineer."

'As I said to Phil, 'Call a plumber!''

Mower Repair

Caveman wheel repairers.

Repairing the UFO

"Thanks for fixing the muffler."

'I suppose you tried to fix it yourself.'

'Next time you lose your keys, please call a locksmith instead of blowtorching the door.'

"Dad can I help you change the wheel? I remember all the words from last time...."

Custom Cruiser Magazine Reader Survey: Do you own a lowrider?"

'It's up for adoption. Just pay to have it fixed.'

Next time you buy a car, can you ask if it is self assembly?

Student tower pulling along a student driver.

"Dad...face it...you need to buy a new car."

Wobbly bed.

"So...how do you like our quality father-son time?"

'Oops-sie.' (Car jacked through the ceiling).

"So, it's not the battery then."

School of easy knocks engine diagnosis, rm 101...School of hard knocks, advanced engine diagnosis, rm 102.

"Sink's clogged again?"

'It's our last resort.'

'I've found the problem - I'm not a mechanic.'