Car Fixers Pillows

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

CLEAR!

The Small Business Advisor: 'The first bit of advice I'd give you for your garage start-up is to tell your dad'

Is this for wiping greasy hands?

When Tia Carmen says... "A smooth sea never made a skilled mariner" it means "I can fix it with a hammer."

"Good news...turns out it was just your battery!"

"We're having a little trouble with our hydraulic lift. I guess my question is, do you still want your muffler replaced?"

Demonic Repossession.

'...Plus $847.93 for replacing our front door....'

"My name is Leonard, and I'll be your auto mechanic for today."

Cowboy at mechanic with horse hoisted

'The only way to survive these days is to diversify.'

Remote control car breakdown.

'It's a British car. Needs braces.'

'Bad news, Dr. Treemont...It needs an engine transplant.'

QUICK OIL CHANGE & FLU SHOT

"Oh...that's not good."

Dentist as car mechanic with mouth under the bonnet

"I'm having a little difficulty adjusting. The last place I worked was a lot bigger."

'Never, Ever...plan to pay for just an oil change when you take your car to the shop.'

"They don't build them like this any more. Heck, why would they?"

'Is this the small engines class?'

"I'm done fixing your wheel, but these were left over when I got it put back together."

Whining SUV.

"Murchison’s theory is that it’s dog hair in your fuel line.”

Amino acid. Shampoo with amino acid, I said, not battery acid.

"It went a little over estimate - We had to put it in intensive care fore awhile."

'Forget about going to the store for a bicycle patch. I used one of your nicotine patches.'

Four mechanics working on a car

"I can't work on this one. It's too ticklish."

'I have fixed your car. That other whining sound is your husband checking over my bill.'

'D.N.A. tests show that the fuel pump doesn't belong to this car.'

'Robert likes to watch the mechanic as he works.'