Car Repair Buff Pillows

"Duh! You must get tired of all these stupid questions."

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

"I'd like a new tire for my 1976 Chevy Chevette."

Men's fragrances...

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

CLEAR!

The Small Business Advisor: 'The first bit of advice I'd give you for your garage start-up is to tell your dad'

Is this for wiping greasy hands?

'...and, of course you get a company car.'

When Tia Carmen says... "A smooth sea never made a skilled mariner" it means "I can fix it with a hammer."

"Good news...turns out it was just your battery!"

"We're having a little trouble with our hydraulic lift. I guess my question is, do you still want your muffler replaced?"

Demonic Repossession.

"My name is Leonard, and I'll be your auto mechanic for today."

"I'm glad I don't have to put gas in it. the downside is that it takes a lot of time to put 3,000 AA batteries in it."

'...Plus $847.93 for replacing our front door....'

Cowboy at mechanic with horse hoisted

'The only way to survive these days is to diversify.'

"Nap time."

22. Being tireless is good trait to have in most jobs, but not when you're working on a pit crew.

Fast Lane. cars Like yours.

Remote control car breakdown.

"This new car is so smart, it wrote its own AUTObiography."

'Bad news, Dr. Treemont...It needs an engine transplant.'

QUICK OIL CHANGE & FLU SHOT

Dentist as car mechanic with mouth under the bonnet

Democracy for Hire

"Oh...that's not good."

'Found your problem - there was a hairball in the gasline.'

"Your engine is experiencing a lot of internal combustion right now. Here's the name of a good psychotherapist."

"I'm having a little difficulty adjusting. The last place I worked was a lot bigger."

'Are you sure we're on the right track?'

"They don't build them like this any more. Heck, why would they?"

'Never, Ever...plan to pay for just an oil change when you take your car to the shop.'