Car Fixer-uppers Pillows

'I can't imagine anyone jumping you, Wanda... but I'm glad you got the car started!'

Never pick a fight with a comedian.

His verbal skills are developing, but his motor skills are very advanced. (Originally published on 2009-02-01).

"Perfect."

"Oh no! This chimney needs re-pointing."

“Mileage is great, but I need to customize the leg holes.”

'They had three puppies and four kids before me: It's almost impossible to find a piece of furniture that hasn't been chewed on...'

A man drives a car with the word "LAWYER" painted backwards on the front hood so that it can be read in the rear-view mirrors of other cars.

Moe's Fix-It Shop - No Heroic Measures

Well paid job

"I'm starting my own podcast about cars! I'll get to talk for hours about my favorite models and customizing my ride!"

Dog Sticker Family

Nail Ambush

Next time you buy a car, can you ask if it is self assembly?

Frog rearview mirror ornaments.

My child was Soup of the Day.

"It's worse than I thought."

"Check out my wheels! My doctor said I need it till my leg gets better."

Sailor and car

'Ideal for children - the play area is only a stone's throw away...'

Jungle Plumber.

"Is it day or night, officer?"

'Oops-sie.' (Car jacked through the ceiling).

That should keep it from overflowing again. Now, if you'll just sign the work order, I'll be on my way.

"You bought an airbrush?"

"So, it's not the battery then."

Kwiki-Fix Garage. With add-on charges, the sum is much greater than the parts.

'I've been glamped!'

'The full history includes all the original letters of complaint to the factory.'

'This may take more work than we thought.'

glares and stares.

'You're brakes are still a tad spongy, so I've made your horn louder.'

'I'm in the right road. What number did you say it was?'

Carpets and truckpets.

"So let me get this straight...the equality movement has basically doubled the number of crazy high school kids who secretly decorate cars in the middle of the night?"