Diy Car Fixer Mugs

Mechanic checking oil.

'Will you be long, fixing this leak? I'll have to put my Bert's dinner on in ten minutes.'

Fixing the Computer.

'But I don't want to be able to turn on the toaster with the TV remote!'

'Hello, Acme Termite Control...?'

Man hitting a TV and going out of focus himself.

"I aways thought it would be stylish to live in a house with high ceilings."

"Never marry an engineer."

'As I said to Phil, 'Call a plumber!''

He spends all weekend under the stupid thing, but I don't think he's really fixing anything.

Mower Repair

Caveman wheel repairers.

Repairing the UFO

"Thanks for fixing the muffler."

'I suppose you tried to fix it yourself.'

"Yes, I know how to fix it! I watched a 12 year-old do it on a YouTube video."

'Next time you lose your keys, please call a locksmith instead of blowtorching the door.'

"Dad can I help you change the wheel? I remember all the words from last time...."

Custom Cruiser Magazine Reader Survey: Do you own a lowrider?"

"Baldo! Get away from my truck!"

"You still working on your car?"

'It's up for adoption. Just pay to have it fixed.'

Next time you buy a car, can you ask if it is self assembly?

Student tower pulling along a student driver.

"So...how do you like our quality father-son time?"

"Dad...face it...you need to buy a new car."

Julian Assange

Wobbly bed.

'Oops-sie.' (Car jacked through the ceiling).

Kwiki-Fix Garage. With add-on charges, the sum is much greater than the parts.

'I've found the problem - I'm not a mechanic.'

Hospital. Emergency. Closed. I'm bleeding and the E.R. is closed, What should I do? Just go home? Suture self!

'It's our last resort.'

School of easy knocks engine diagnosis, rm 101...School of hard knocks, advanced engine diagnosis, rm 102.

"Sink's clogged again?"