Diy Car Restorer Mugs

"So...how do you like our quality father-son time?"

"What old school? This is my life."

'A 50's vintage automobile...a billiards room. YOu, my firend, have got it all.'

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

'It's a British car. Needs braces.'

"Wow! This car has a continental kit, train horn, smoothed-out firewall, polyurethane bushings and a 2400-CFM fan! I have a long way to go!"

"When was the last time you started her up?"

"Let me guess...you got a job here because you needed new parts for your lowrider project?"

Custom Cruiser Magazine Reader Survey: Do you own a lowrider?"

'It's up for adoption. Just pay to have it fixed.'

Next time you buy a car, can you ask if it is self assembly?

'The only parts that don't need replacing are the 'fluffy dice'.'

Spray painter.

'Orville keeps bragging about restoring that car. He fails to tell people it took him 70 years.'

'It only takes a minute to erect the hood, or five minutes if the family helps.'

School of easy knocks engine diagnosis, rm 101...School of hard knocks, advanced engine diagnosis, rm 102.

'I can't believe I'm saying this, but I'm giving you a ticket for not speeding, but driving too slow.'

'What can you possible see in this piece of junk?'

'The full history includes all the original letters of complaint to the factory.'

Car sticker 'My other car is two welded together'

'I'm 45, drive a hybrid, have a wife and two kids, change my own oil, and have had a vasectomy. What wine am I supposed to like?'

'It's up to you, Mr Snedly. Get it fixed, or enter it in the antique show.'

'I told you I'd find a way to change the flat without a jack!'

Cars and their owners.

Woman revives a car at the Goodwood festival.

'This is a classic, a gem! Years went into perfecting it!'