Car Restoration Fanatic Pillows

"I'd like a new tire for my 1976 Chevy Chevette."

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

"What old school? This is my life."

"Do you buy cars here?"

"So this is what you want? This is why after school, almost every day, you spend all your extra free time working at the auto store?"

'A 50's vintage automobile...a billiards room. YOu, my firend, have got it all.'

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

"Good news...turns out it was just your battery!"

"The keep saying unrestored and what a nice PATINA, Ted. A better-sounding word for old tarnished stuff would be SCRINCH or SKRITCH, don't you think, eh, Ted?"

'Like the 'Cobra' and the 'Viper', my car is named for a snake too - the 'Rattler'.'

"Nap time."

Frank and Ernie's Classic Cars. '40s - '50s - '60s. Hi! Do you have any cars with fins in the back? Sorry, sir, nothing with Fins in the back -- but there are a couple with Norwegians in the trunk!

"The major obstacle to your big dream...is your tiny wallet."

"This says Hispanic life expectancy has risen to 80 years."

Chicken Coupe.

"He's a hunter-gatherer-tinkerer-fixer-upper-restorer-reseller."

'Let me look at that map...'

'Bad news, Dr. Treemont...It needs an engine transplant.'

"Wow! This car has a continental kit, train horn, smoothed-out firewall, polyurethane bushings and a 2400-CFM fan! I have a long way to go!"

A pivotal scene from 'Faust: The Road Movie.'

"Remember when I told you rust might become a problem in the future?"

"Your engine is experiencing a lot of internal combustion right now. Here's the name of a good psychotherapist."

'Found your problem - there was a hairball in the gasline.'

"Yeah, I'm just here for winter break. I'm staying with my aunt Maria. She lives down the block."

"When was the last time you started her up?"

Lucky car.

"I'm done fixing your wheel, but these were left over when I got it put back together."

Four mechanics working on a car

'If you think about it, automobiles haven't changed that much in a hundred years.'

'Don't let any SUV's pass us.'

"The car ran out of gas about the same time Grandpa did."

Salvage Hunters

"I'm sorry Joet...I shouldn't be mad. In fact, congratulations! You saved your money. You deserve the finest ride on the planet."

"Let me guess...you got a job here because you needed new parts for your lowrider project?"

"You still working on your car?"