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"I hear you bought a new classic car."

"What old school? This is my life."

'A 50's vintage automobile...a billiards room. YOu, my firend, have got it all.'

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

"Good news...turns out it was just your battery!"

"The keep saying unrestored and what a nice PATINA, Ted. A better-sounding word for old tarnished stuff would be SCRINCH or SKRITCH, don't you think, eh, Ted?"

'Like the 'Cobra' and the 'Viper', my car is named for a snake too - the 'Rattler'.'

"Nap time."

"The major obstacle to your big dream...is your tiny wallet."

Chicken Coupe.

'Let me look at that map...'

'Bad news, Dr. Treemont...It needs an engine transplant.'

'Found your problem - there was a hairball in the gasline.'

"Wow! This car has a continental kit, train horn, smoothed-out firewall, polyurethane bushings and a 2400-CFM fan! I have a long way to go!"

A pivotal scene from 'Faust: The Road Movie.'

"When was the last time you started her up?"

"Let me guess...you got a job here because you needed new parts for your lowrider project?"

Lucky car.

"I'm done fixing your wheel, but these were left over when I got it put back together."

'If you think about it, automobiles haven't changed that much in a hundred years.'

"The car ran out of gas about the same time Grandpa did."

Four mechanics working on a car

'Don't let any SUV's pass us.'

'Whatever it is you're making, Dad, may I use it tonight?'