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"So this is what you want? This is why after school, almost every day, you spend all your extra free time working at the auto store?"

Long before the GPS, traveling humans found their way around by using an Atlas.

"What old school? This is my life."

"I'd like a new tire for my 1976 Chevy Chevette."

"Do you buy cars here?"

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

'A 50's vintage automobile...a billiards room. YOu, my firend, have got it all.'

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

"Good news...turns out it was just your battery!"

'Mom, dad's toasting the new year with the car again!'

'Like the 'Cobra' and the 'Viper', my car is named for a snake too - the 'Rattler'.'

The American Nightmare.

"Nap time."

"I'm charging you with texting and driving."

Chicken Coupe.

"I think my dad really, really cares about me."

"This says Hispanic life expectancy has risen to 80 years."

"The major obstacle to your big dream...is your tiny wallet."

'Let me look at that map...'

'Now can we start a family Nigel?'

'Bad news, Dr. Treemont...It needs an engine transplant.'

The British love of the Vintage Motor Car.

A pivotal scene from 'Faust: The Road Movie.'

"Your engine is experiencing a lot of internal combustion right now. Here's the name of a good psychotherapist."

'Found your problem - there was a hairball in the gasline.'

"Yeah, I'm working on my own customized car, too."

'They don't make cars like this any more -- the country that built them disappeared.'

'It's ok, sir, we'll put you in touch with one of our grief counselors.'

"Remember when I told you rust might become a problem in the future?"

"Yeah, I'm just here for winter break. I'm staying with my aunt Maria. She lives down the block."

"Wow! This car has a continental kit, train horn, smoothed-out firewall, polyurethane bushings and a 2400-CFM fan! I have a long way to go!"

"When was the last time you started her up?"

"They don't build them like this any more. Heck, why would they?"

"I'm sorry Joet...I shouldn't be mad. In fact, congratulations! You saved your money. You deserve the finest ride on the planet."

"I'm done fixing your wheel, but these were left over when I got it put back together."