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"Don't even think about selling your car, Ralphie."

Long before the GPS, traveling humans found their way around by using an Atlas.

"I'd like a new tire for my 1976 Chevy Chevette."

"What old school? This is my life."

Excess Baggage: In the old days folks called 2 weeks with 4 kids in a non-air conditioned car a vacation.

"Do you buy cars here?"

"So this is what you want? This is why after school, almost every day, you spend all your extra free time working at the auto store?"

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

"Have you tried turning it on and off again..?"

"Good news...turns out it was just your battery!"

Car wash / Mouth wash

'Like the 'Cobra' and the 'Viper', my car is named for a snake too - the 'Rattler'.'

"Nap time."

'Any day now I'll fix the roof.'

"It's a great Fixer-Upper and this is Ken, single, available and a pretty decent handyman."

Chicken Coupe.

'Now can we start a family Nigel?'

'Bad news, Dr. Treemont...It needs an engine transplant.'

"Your engine is experiencing a lot of internal combustion right now. Here's the name of a good psychotherapist."

"She's family."

Old Vic / Adelphi Theatre

"Yeah, I'm working on my own customized car, too."

"Remember when I told you rust might become a problem in the future?"

'It's ok, sir, we'll put you in touch with one of our grief counselors.'

'Guess what? I fixed your jack-in-the-box.'

'Found your problem - there was a hairball in the gasline.'

"Wow! This car has a continental kit, train horn, smoothed-out firewall, polyurethane bushings and a 2400-CFM fan! I have a long way to go!"

"I'm having a little difficulty adjusting. The last place I worked was a lot bigger."

"When was the last time you started her up?"

Prince Charles' 38-year-old Aston Martin runs on biofuel made from wine.

"I'm sorry Joet...I shouldn't be mad. In fact, congratulations! You saved your money. You deserve the finest ride on the planet."

Four mechanics working on a car

"Sir, you may find this book very helpful, too."

"You still working on your car?"

"I'm done fixing your wheel, but these were left over when I got it put back together."