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'Well, for starters, I think it's about time for an alignment job.'

"Good news...turns out it was just your battery!"

Ed's Auto Repair

'That charge is for my accountant because this job is going to put me in a higher tax bracket.'

"Nap time."

'Bad news, Dr. Treemont...It needs an engine transplant.'

I got a car for the weekend!

"Yep, flooded."

"How many auto parts stores do you think there are in this state?"

"It's a minor surgery, but it will finance a major repair on my wife's mercedes."

'It was nothing serious, just bugs in your radiator grill.'

'Found your problem - there was a hairball in the gasline.'

Hank's Auto Repair - "Good news it turns out it was just your battery"

Four mechanics working on a car

'You'll have to take your hybrid somewhere else. We only service real cars here.'

"Mr. Whipple, I'm afraid I have some rather bad news!"

"Have you tried turning it on and off again..?"

"We're having a little trouble with our hydraulic lift. I guess my question is, do you still want your muffler replaced?"

"I fixed your leaky tap and the oven door... but there's nothing I can do with that dodgy seal on the fridge!"

Man has applied car wax and sees the whole car melt in the sun.

"I aways thought it would be stylish to live in a house with high ceilings."

'Your car's ready, but drive carefully for awhile. I had to give the student an 'F' for the work he did on it.'

'We auto mechanics get no respect!'

A 1950's Barber Shop

"Actually he only asked for a buff-up."

When did you last have your oil changed?

'Any day now I'll fix the roof.'

"It's a great Fixer-Upper and this is Ken, single, available and a pretty decent handyman."

'Guess what? I fixed your jack-in-the-box.'

A sudden draft. The moment he first felt comfortable calling himself a plumber.

"I'm having a little difficulty adjusting. The last place I worked was a lot bigger."

'I'm after a longer dipstick. This one doesn't reach the oil anymore.'

'It's yet another customer survey asking about our last oil change. Was it poor, fair, very good, blissful or orgasmic?'

DIY store.

"I'm done fixing your wheel, but these were left over when I got it put back together."