Vehicle Maintenance Aficionado T-Shirts

"Fa-la-la-la-la,la-labor $95 an hour."

"I'd like a new tire for my 1976 Chevy Chevette."

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"Because when you go first nobody else has any fun, that's why."

'You change him, and I'll change the tire.'

"One more rinse and the inside of your car will be clean too, Dad."

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'Well OF COURSE I rotate the tires! How do you think I got here?'

'Wilbur took really, really good care of his car.'

"You're developing a nice, rich compost down here."

"2 for 1 special: Clean, polish, buff, seal"

Kid about scratched up car to dad: 'I made a mistake washing the car with a brillo pad.'

"It took a lot of work to build this car..."

"Have you tried turning it on and off again..?"

"Good news...turns out it was just your battery!"

"We're having a little trouble with our hydraulic lift. I guess my question is, do you still want your muffler replaced?"

Car wash / Mouth wash

'Whatever happened to 'Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow.''

"Washing your car will cause it to rain – science or superstition? We investigate on the next 'Cause and Effect.'"

'If you're not over-protective of your new SUV, then why on earth would you bring it way out here on our hunting trip?'

Man has applied car wax and sees the whole car melt in the sun.

You were fixing cars in your sleep again.

"I told you not to polish the car too much."

'Your car's ready, but drive carefully for awhile. I had to give the student an 'F' for the work he did on it.'

'When last did you have your oil changed?'

Tune up $90. Tinker $20.

"Nap time."

'We auto mechanics get no respect!'

'HA! Your last chance 86 miles back.'

Parts of an automobile

'Any day now I'll fix the roof.'

When did you last have your oil changed?

22. Being tireless is good trait to have in most jobs, but not when you're working on a pit crew.

A 1950's Barber Shop

"Actually he only asked for a buff-up."