Vehicle Maintenance Aficionado Pillows

"Fa-la-la-la-la,la-labor $95 an hour."

"Because when you go first nobody else has any fun, that's why."

Deflator mouse

'You change him, and I'll change the tire.'

Auto parts, Lite Puff Pastries, & Health Insurance Exchange.

'Well OF COURSE I rotate the tires! How do you think I got here?'

"You're developing a nice, rich compost down here."

"2 for 1 special: Clean, polish, buff, seal"

'Wilbur took really, really good care of his car.'

"Have you tried turning it on and off again..?"

"Good news...turns out it was just your battery!"

"We're having a little trouble with our hydraulic lift. I guess my question is, do you still want your muffler replaced?"

Car wash / Mouth wash

Man has applied car wax and sees the whole car melt in the sun.

'Your car's ready, but drive carefully for awhile. I had to give the student an 'F' for the work he did on it.'

'If you're not over-protective of your new SUV, then why on earth would you bring it way out here on our hunting trip?'

"I told you not to polish the car too much."

"Washing your car will cause it to rain – science or superstition? We investigate on the next 'Cause and Effect.'"

'When last did you have your oil changed?'

Tune up $90. Tinker $20.

'We auto mechanics get no respect!'

"Nap time."

'HA! Your last chance 86 miles back.'

Parts of an automobile

'Any day now I'll fix the roof.'

When did you last have your oil changed?

"It's a great Fixer-Upper and this is Ken, single, available and a pretty decent handyman."

"Actually he only asked for a buff-up."

A 1950's Barber Shop