Auto Care Aficionado Pillows

'I'm after a longer dipstick. This one doesn't reach the oil anymore.'

'Muffy!'

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

"This is my new country song I wrote about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

'It seats two comfortably.'

Middle-aged guy spots an available convertible. The mating ritual begins.

Route 666

It's great for pulling the birds!

Inflating Boobs.

'I think I've isolated that funny noise you've been having.'

"We located the hissing noise, Mr. Watkins. Your wife's mother is in the back seat."

'Never, Ever...drive 56 mph on a 55 mph freeway in a sporty red convertible.'

"Have you tried turning it on and off again..?"

The tinman was hoping his wife liked the new muffler he bought her.

"Because you're a mechanic, we're going to do your hydrotherapy in a car pool."

Smile

"2 for 1 special: Clean, polish, buff, seal"

Dave's Discount Auto Repair...only an arm or a leg, not both!

"Good news...turns out it was just your battery!"

"We're having a little trouble with our hydraulic lift. I guess my question is, do you still want your muffler replaced?"

Car wash / Mouth wash

"I told you not to polish the car too much."

'Mom, dad's toasting the new year with the car again!'

Man has applied car wax and sees the whole car melt in the sun.

"Remember that, honey? Serious testosterone."

'Your car's ready, but drive carefully for awhile. I had to give the student an 'F' for the work he did on it.'

I love my motor.

"You're right. I have to come up with a brake of some kind."

"I hope you don't mind, but I stuck in a little prayer for General Motors."

Tune up $90. Tinker $20.

"Nap time."

'We auto mechanics get no respect!'