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"I aways thought it would be stylish to live in a house with high ceilings."

'Will you be long, fixing this leak? I'll have to put my Bert's dinner on in ten minutes.'

Fixing the Computer.

"Want to impress me with that hammer? Try using it to fix a few things around here."

Fixing the TV.

Do-it-yourself sushi bar serves live fish to customer.

"Have you tried turning it on and off again..?"

'But I don't want to be able to turn on the toaster with the TV remote!'

'Hello, Acme Termite Control...?'

"Good news...turns out it was just your battery!"

'Don't you think it's time you did something about the draught in here?'

"I fixed your leaky tap and the oven door... but there's nothing I can do with that dodgy seal on the fridge!"

Man hitting a TV and going out of focus himself.

"The blow drier is broken."

"Never marry an engineer."

"Was it a fuse?"

"It's not so much a fixer upper as a tear it downer."

Man falls through ceiling - 'Did you find the leak?'

"I'm looking for a Father's Day gift. What kind of wrench says 'I love you'?"

"Nap time."

Fred's not sure who to call first: 911 or the plumber he should have called in the first place.

"Moat? No - sump pump crapped out."

'Any day now I'll fix the roof.'

Shoe Repair and Pest Control.

"It's a great Fixer-Upper and this is Ken, single, available and a pretty decent handyman."

'I should never have let you pick the taps!'

'I'll calk that hole as soon as the siege is over.'

Oh silly me, I'm trying to fix my glasses with nasal spray instead of super glue!

'The plumber said he can't come right now, but promised to put us on his 'wading list'. Cute, huh?'

'Sure I can put in a wet bar, too.'

'As I said to Phil, 'Call a plumber!''

"It's times like this I wish I was ore than just an armchair plumber."

'Bad news, Dr. Treemont...It needs an engine transplant.'

Repairing the UFO