Home Repair Aficionado Gifts

A sudden draft. The moment he first felt comfortable calling himself a plumber.

What do I do now?

Warren was aware of his Carpenter Ant problem, but the sight of the Plumber Bee had him really concerned.

"I fixed your leaky tap and the oven door... but there's nothing I can do with that dodgy seal on the fridge!"

DIY repairs.

'On the other hand, he's very good at Chinese Checkers.'

'How do you like my new, deep plush carpet?'

Schubert's Unfinished Basement

'We've knocked out the interior walls to improve our home Wi-Fi coverage.'

A DIY disaster.

Hardware Store Tools Wrench

Mulching Vacuum Cleaner

'Will you be long, fixing this leak? I'll have to put my Bert's dinner on in ten minutes.'

"Want to impress me with that hammer? Try using it to fix a few things around here."

"The white flag means he gives up and will finally hire a professional to finish the renovation."

Your Home Remodel Team

"Have you tried turning it on and off again..?"

"It's a miracle I was able to build this desk all by myself. I'm not so handy."

Fixing the TV.

Bob’s Museum

"Good news...turns out it was just your battery!"

'Have you got one of those things you use to knock nails in...?'

'I figure that if I sell just one, I can retire.'

Wallpapering with Nails

"I thought you were out front telling the fence company how to do their job."

"I aways thought it would be stylish to live in a house with high ceilings."

"Was it a fuse?"

'Old mother hubbard -- your cupboard is now bare.'

"The blow drier is broken."

Mr. Briggs' Pleasures of Housekeeping, part 1

"When we remodeled, we decided to go with the granite countertop."

Man falls through ceiling - 'Did you find the leak?'

"They've got insulation to die for!"

"Can't we just get some load-bearing wallpaper?"

Fred's not sure who to call first: 911 or the plumber he should have called in the first place.