Home Fix Enthusiast Gifts

"That's the worst case of rising damp I've ever seen!"

'The plumber said he can't come right now, but promised to put us on his 'wading list'. Cute, huh?'

Schubert's Unfinished Basement

'How do you like my new, deep plush carpet?'

'We've knocked out the interior walls to improve our home Wi-Fi coverage.'

Hardware Store Tools Wrench

A DIY disaster.

Mulching Vacuum Cleaner

'Will you be long, fixing this leak? I'll have to put my Bert's dinner on in ten minutes.'

"Want to impress me with that hammer? Try using it to fix a few things around here."

"The white flag means he gives up and will finally hire a professional to finish the renovation."

Your Home Remodel Team

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's pimping the wall!'

Fixing the TV.

"It's a miracle I was able to build this desk all by myself. I'm not so handy."

Bob’s Museum

'Don't you think it's time you did something about the draught in here?'

'Have you got one of those things you use to knock nails in...?'

'I figure that if I sell just one, I can retire.'

"I fixed your leaky tap and the oven door... but there's nothing I can do with that dodgy seal on the fridge!"

Wallpapering with Nails

"The blow drier is broken."

"When we remodeled, we decided to go with the granite countertop."

"Was it a fuse?"

'Well, in the hands of my husbnd it's almost as lethal as a loaded gun.'

'Old mother hubbard -- your cupboard is now bare.'

"I thought you were out front telling the fence company how to do their job."

Mr. Briggs' Pleasures of Housekeeping, part 1

"I aways thought it would be stylish to live in a house with high ceilings."

Man falls through ceiling - 'Did you find the leak?'

"Can't we just get some load-bearing wallpaper?"

"They've got insulation to die for!"

'Would it have killed you to go with a store-bought model?'

Fred's not sure who to call first: 911 or the plumber he should have called in the first place.

House Painter gets stuck to the ceiling.