Fix-it Enthusiast Gifts

'Don't you think it's time you did something about the draught in here?'

Gary said he's fix that stupid alarm before he left for work. Guess I'll take a look...

'How come 'super glue' doesn't stick to the inside of the tube?'

Gimme 400 rolls of duct tape.

Plumbing Emergency

'I've cured that wobble sir.'

I bought this power tool last week and it ain't working!

'My door is always open, Rafferty.. get someone to fix it.'

He'd get to the broken porch just after he fixed the broken axle, the broken stall and his broken dreams.

'Before you say it's got some old parts, remember that you installed it.'

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Unable to fix the hot water heater, the maintenance man relabeled the faucets, 'Cold' and 'Freezing.'

'Our repair success record is as good as duct tape.'

Plumber

"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know I managed without it"

Tool Box

Hardware Store Tools Wrench

"The bad news is that I backed into a fan. The good news is my owner's a plumber."

"You need to take this thingamajig...and attach it to the whatchamacallit using a turny thing."

"When it comes to fixing his own computer, I call it his PDDIY project. That stands for please DON'T do it yourself."

"Have you tried turning it on and off again..?"

Is this for wiping greasy hands?

Timber preservation

Cutaway view of house undergoing renovation

Fixing the TV.

"Dad! The bathroom pipes are clogged up!"

Bob’s Museum

"Good news...turns out it was just your battery!"

'I think you want Phillips. Two doors down on the left.'

"All right, pal, I'm just saying, that's what I'd do if it was my Large Hadron Collider."

'Certainly. Here's the break-down. Seventy-five dollars for my labour. And seventy-five dollars for you impersonating a plumber.'

'Hanging around the house, Fred, just in case.'

'Why did you get a huge socket wrench set? You never use socket wrenches.'

"Was it a fuse?"

'Hello, Robinson Crusoe here, I'd like my kitchen finished by Friday.'