Fix-it Fanatic Gifts

'Well, I think I know why you've been having trouble starting her.'

'I think I found the problem.'

Bob’s Museum

"Will it take you long to fix it ?.I have to be home in twenty minutes."

His attitude is 'if it ain't broke, fix it anyway'.

Plumber, Builder and Electrican tied up, man saying - '...But if I let them go, what happens next time we need work done on the house??'

'Hello,Biggo Hardware? About that portable air compressor I ordered.....'

He's got mdf..medium density fever.

Japan-Reconstruction

'If you can smile when everything around you is going wrong... you're probably in the repair business!'

"I'm looking for a Father's Day gift. What kind of wrench says 'I love you'?"

'Toilet's unclogged!'

'Do you have industrial strength instant glue?'

'That's your limescale problem sorted.'

Oooops.

Organized chaos.

'Well, it wasn't the motor -- I'll try replacing the other stuff.'

'I've always wanted to see inside an x-ray machine.'

'He was a darn fine mechanic.'

DIY store.

'Brian, stop! Some things can't be fixed with WD40.'

'I think you want Phillips. Two doors down on the left.'

"...great having a neighbor handy with plumbing..."

'She seems to think I only have one thing on my mind.'

"All right, pal, I'm just saying, that's what I'd do if it was my Large Hadron Collider."

The guy who thought he could repair his microwave oven

'That estimate Sir, was a brazen lie. The botter truth comes later.'

Handyman

A repairman has a small box marked 'Useful Screws' next to a huge box of 'Useless Screws.'

"I suppose we'll also need you to lower the buttons"

Hardware Store Tools Wrench

'Oh yes, Leomard's a fixit-it man. Only problem is, who'll fix it after him?'

'First, build a chimney.'

"So that's how you fixed things before there was Duct tape."

TV Repair 101.