Fix-it Fanatic Pillows

'Well, I think I know why you've been having trouble starting her.'

'I think I found the problem.'

"Will it take you long to fix it ?.I have to be home in twenty minutes."

Bob’s Museum

Plumber, Builder and Electrican tied up, man saying - '...But if I let them go, what happens next time we need work done on the house??'

His attitude is 'if it ain't broke, fix it anyway'.

Japan-Reconstruction

'Hello,Biggo Hardware? About that portable air compressor I ordered.....'

'Toilet's unclogged!'

'If you can smile when everything around you is going wrong... you're probably in the repair business!'

He's got mdf..medium density fever.

"I'm looking for a Father's Day gift. What kind of wrench says 'I love you'?"

'Do you have industrial strength instant glue?'

'Well, it wasn't the motor -- I'll try replacing the other stuff.'

'He was a darn fine mechanic.'

Organized chaos.

'I've always wanted to see inside an x-ray machine.'

"...great having a neighbor handy with plumbing..."

Oooops.

DIY store.

'Brian, stop! Some things can't be fixed with WD40.'

'That's your limescale problem sorted.'

'I think you want Phillips. Two doors down on the left.'

"All right, pal, I'm just saying, that's what I'd do if it was my Large Hadron Collider."

The guy who thought he could repair his microwave oven

A repairman has a small box marked 'Useful Screws' next to a huge box of 'Useless Screws.'

'He keeps the duct tape industry in the black.'

'That estimate Sir, was a brazen lie. The botter truth comes later.'

'Job creation department.'

"I suppose we'll also need you to lower the buttons"

'Oh yes, Leomard's a fixit-it man. Only problem is, who'll fix it after him?'

'First, build a chimney.'

TV Repair 101.

"So that's how you fixed things before there was Duct tape."

Handyman