Home Fix-it Enthusiast Pillows

"Sink's clogged again?"

'The plumber said he can't come right now, but promised to put us on his 'wading list'. Cute, huh?'

"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know I managed without it"

Tool Box

'How do you like my new, deep plush carpet?'

Schubert's Unfinished Basement

'We've knocked out the interior walls to improve our home Wi-Fi coverage.'

A DIY disaster.

Hardware Store Tools Wrench

'Will you be long, fixing this leak? I'll have to put my Bert's dinner on in ten minutes.'

"The bad news is that I backed into a fan. The good news is my owner's a plumber."

Mulching Vacuum Cleaner

"You need to take this thingamajig...and attach it to the whatchamacallit using a turny thing."

"When it comes to fixing his own computer, I call it his PDDIY project. That stands for please DON'T do it yourself."

"Want to impress me with that hammer? Try using it to fix a few things around here."

Home De-Po. Things you need for your project. Things you didn't know you needed until you were halfway through your project.

"The white flag means he gives up and will finally hire a professional to finish the renovation."

Your Home Remodel Team

'She seems to think I only have one thing on my mind.'

Fixing the TV.

"It's a miracle I was able to build this desk all by myself. I'm not so handy."

Is this for wiping greasy hands?

"Dad! The bathroom pipes are clogged up!"

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's pimping the wall!'

Bob’s Museum

'Have you got one of those things you use to knock nails in...?'

'Don't you think it's time you did something about the draught in here?'

'I figure that if I sell just one, I can retire.'

'I think you want Phillips. Two doors down on the left.'

"I fixed your leaky tap and the oven door... but there's nothing I can do with that dodgy seal on the fridge!"

Wallpapering with Nails

"All right, pal, I'm just saying, that's what I'd do if it was my Large Hadron Collider."

"Was it a fuse?"

'Hanging around the house, Fred, just in case.'

"I thought you were out front telling the fence company how to do their job."