Home Fix-it Enthusiast Prints

"Sink's clogged again?"

'The plumber said he can't come right now, but promised to put us on his 'wading list'. Cute, huh?'

"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know I managed without it"

Tool Box

'How do you like my new, deep plush carpet?'

Schubert's Unfinished Basement

'We've knocked out the interior walls to improve our home Wi-Fi coverage.'

Hardware Store Tools Wrench

A DIY disaster.

'Will you be long, fixing this leak? I'll have to put my Bert's dinner on in ten minutes.'

Mulching Vacuum Cleaner

"The bad news is that I backed into a fan. The good news is my owner's a plumber."

"You need to take this thingamajig...and attach it to the whatchamacallit using a turny thing."

"When it comes to fixing his own computer, I call it his PDDIY project. That stands for please DON'T do it yourself."

"The white flag means he gives up and will finally hire a professional to finish the renovation."

Your Home Remodel Team

"It's a miracle I was able to build this desk all by myself. I'm not so handy."

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's pimping the wall!'

Fixing the TV.

"Dad! The bathroom pipes are clogged up!"

Is this for wiping greasy hands?

Bob’s Museum

'Have you got one of those things you use to knock nails in...?'

'Don't you think it's time you did something about the draught in here?'

'I think you want Phillips. Two doors down on the left.'

'I figure that if I sell just one, I can retire.'

"I fixed your leaky tap and the oven door... but there's nothing I can do with that dodgy seal on the fridge!"

Wallpapering with Nails

"All right, pal, I'm just saying, that's what I'd do if it was my Large Hadron Collider."

"I thought you were out front telling the fence company how to do their job."

"The blow drier is broken."

'Hanging around the house, Fred, just in case.'

'Old mother hubbard -- your cupboard is now bare.'