Fix-it Fanatics Pillows

Unable to repair the On/Off switch, the electrician simply relabeled it.

'Give me the saw Stanley, I'm calling a professional.'

Super Homeworld

'Certainly. Here's the break-down. Seventy-five dollars for my labour. And seventy-five dollars for you impersonating a plumber.'

'I'm afraid I'll have to take it back to the shop. Will you be needing a loaner?'

Timber preservation

"Say - there are only eight commandments here."

"We car mechanics are like surgeons - we find it unpleasant if everything is finished but there are still parts left..."

"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know I managed without it"

Tool Box

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

Hardware Store Tools Wrench

"The bad news is that I backed into a fan. The good news is my owner's a plumber."

"You need to take this thingamajig...and attach it to the whatchamacallit using a turny thing."

"When it comes to fixing his own computer, I call it his PDDIY project. That stands for please DON'T do it yourself."

'Seriously!? ... Well it's apparent I didn't marry a handyman.'

'Well, that's fixed that.'

Fixing the TV.

Is this for wiping greasy hands?

Cutaway view of house undergoing renovation

"Dad! The bathroom pipes are clogged up!"

Bob’s Museum

'Don't you think it's time you did something about the draught in here?'

'Don't worry, the first 30 years of dealing with emergency plumbing problems are the hardest.'

'I think you want Phillips. Two doors down on the left.'

"All right, pal, I'm just saying, that's what I'd do if it was my Large Hadron Collider."

'Hello, Robinson Crusoe here, I'd like my kitchen finished by Friday.'

'Why did you get a huge socket wrench set? You never use socket wrenches.'

"Was it a fuse?"

'Hanging around the house, Fred, just in case.'

'Your car's ready, but drive carefully for awhile. I had to give the student an 'F' for the work he did on it.'

"That vulture just appeared and started picking at my phone. My battery must have died."

'I think I found the problem.'

"I'm looking for a Father's Day gift. What kind of wrench says 'I love you'?"

Fred's not sure who to call first: 911 or the plumber he should have called in the first place.