Fix-it Fanatics Prints

Unable to repair the On/Off switch, the electrician simply relabeled it.

'Give me the saw Stanley, I'm calling a professional.'

Super Homeworld

'Certainly. Here's the break-down. Seventy-five dollars for my labour. And seventy-five dollars for you impersonating a plumber.'

'I'm afraid I'll have to take it back to the shop. Will you be needing a loaner?'

Timber preservation

"Say - there are only eight commandments here."

"We car mechanics are like surgeons - we find it unpleasant if everything is finished but there are still parts left..."

"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know I managed without it"

Tool Box

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

Hardware Store Tools Wrench

"You need to take this thingamajig...and attach it to the whatchamacallit using a turny thing."

"The bad news is that I backed into a fan. The good news is my owner's a plumber."

'Seriously!? ... Well it's apparent I didn't marry a handyman.'

"When it comes to fixing his own computer, I call it his PDDIY project. That stands for please DON'T do it yourself."

Home De-Po. Things you need for your project. Things you didn't know you needed until you were halfway through your project.

'Well, that's fixed that.'

'She seems to think I only have one thing on my mind.'

"Dad! The bathroom pipes are clogged up!"

Is this for wiping greasy hands?

Fixing the TV.

Cutaway view of house undergoing renovation

Bob’s Museum

'Don't you think it's time you did something about the draught in here?'

'I think you want Phillips. Two doors down on the left.'

'Don't worry, the first 30 years of dealing with emergency plumbing problems are the hardest.'

"All right, pal, I'm just saying, that's what I'd do if it was my Large Hadron Collider."

'Why did you get a huge socket wrench set? You never use socket wrenches.'

'Hanging around the house, Fred, just in case.'

'Hello, Robinson Crusoe here, I'd like my kitchen finished by Friday.'

"Was it a fuse?"

'Your car's ready, but drive carefully for awhile. I had to give the student an 'F' for the work he did on it.'

"That vulture just appeared and started picking at my phone. My battery must have died."

'I think I found the problem.'