Quick Fix Enthusiast Gifts

'Our new multi-syringe will take care of all your allergies in one fell swoop.'

In 'n out lung transplant.

Problem Fixer

"Shall I kiss it better?"

"Yeah, but that one's a little bit hard to reach."

"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know I managed without it"

Tool Box

Introducing... The Everything Else Morning-After Pill!

Hardware Store Tools Wrench

"The bad news is that I backed into a fan. The good news is my owner's a plumber."

"You need to take this thingamajig...and attach it to the whatchamacallit using a turny thing."

"When it comes to fixing his own computer, I call it his PDDIY project. That stands for please DON'T do it yourself."

Home De-Po. Things you need for your project. Things you didn't know you needed until you were halfway through your project.

'She seems to think I only have one thing on my mind.'

Timber preservation

Is this for wiping greasy hands?

Fixing the TV.

"Dad! The bathroom pipes are clogged up!"

"Have you tried turning it on and off again..?"

Bob’s Museum

'Don't you think it's time you did something about the draught in here?'

'I think you want Phillips. Two doors down on the left.'

'Certainly. Here's the break-down. Seventy-five dollars for my labour. And seventy-five dollars for you impersonating a plumber.'

"All right, pal, I'm just saying, that's what I'd do if it was my Large Hadron Collider."

'Why did you get a huge socket wrench set? You never use socket wrenches.'

'Hanging around the house, Fred, just in case.'

"Was it a fuse?"

'Hello, Robinson Crusoe here, I'd like my kitchen finished by Friday.'

"I aways thought it would be stylish to live in a house with high ceilings."

'I think I found the problem.'

"I'm looking for a Father's Day gift. What kind of wrench says 'I love you'?"

TECHNICAL SUPPORT, 'Have you tried pounding it with your fist?'

Fred's not sure who to call first: 911 or the plumber he should have called in the first place.

Organized chaos.

"Dad needs a Phillips screwdriver. Who's Phillip?"