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In 'n out lung transplant.

Problem Fixer

"Shall I kiss it better?"

"Yeah, but that one's a little bit hard to reach."

"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know I managed without it"

Tool Box

Introducing... The Everything Else Morning-After Pill!

Hardware Store Tools Wrench

"You need to take this thingamajig...and attach it to the whatchamacallit using a turny thing."

"The bad news is that I backed into a fan. The good news is my owner's a plumber."

"When it comes to fixing his own computer, I call it his PDDIY project. That stands for please DON'T do it yourself."

"Have you tried turning it on and off again..?"

Is this for wiping greasy hands?

Timber preservation

Fixing the TV.

"Dad! The bathroom pipes are clogged up!"

Bob’s Museum

'Don't you think it's time you did something about the draught in here?'

'I think you want Phillips. Two doors down on the left.'

"All right, pal, I'm just saying, that's what I'd do if it was my Large Hadron Collider."

'Certainly. Here's the break-down. Seventy-five dollars for my labour. And seventy-five dollars for you impersonating a plumber.'

'Why did you get a huge socket wrench set? You never use socket wrenches.'

'Hanging around the house, Fred, just in case.'

'Hello, Robinson Crusoe here, I'd like my kitchen finished by Friday.'

"Was it a fuse?"

"I aways thought it would be stylish to live in a house with high ceilings."

'I think I found the problem.'

"I'm looking for a Father's Day gift. What kind of wrench says 'I love you'?"

Organized chaos.

Fred's not sure who to call first: 911 or the plumber he should have called in the first place.

TECHNICAL SUPPORT, 'Have you tried pounding it with your fist?'

"Dad needs a Phillips screwdriver. Who's Phillip?"

"We remain reasonably confident that once we nail down the little network problem we're having, all Hell will be able to break loose according to the modified schedule, which, unfortunately, is in a file we can't seem to locate right now."

'My hubby is getting better at D.I.Y. . . . Oh yes, he now spends more on screws than plasters.'

"It's a great Fixer-Upper and this is Ken, single, available and a pretty decent handyman."