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'Lose another wrench to that black hole that sucks up all tools the instant you drop it?'

"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know I managed without it"

Tool Box

Hardware Store Tools Wrench

"The bad news is that I backed into a fan. The good news is my owner's a plumber."

"You need to take this thingamajig...and attach it to the whatchamacallit using a turny thing."

"When it comes to fixing his own computer, I call it his PDDIY project. That stands for please DON'T do it yourself."

Is this for wiping greasy hands?

Timber preservation

Fixing the TV.

"Dad! The bathroom pipes are clogged up!"

"Have you tried turning it on and off again..?"

Cutaway view of house undergoing renovation

Bob’s Museum

"Good news...turns out it was just your battery!"

'Don't you think it's time you did something about the draught in here?'

'I think you want Phillips. Two doors down on the left.'

"I fixed your leaky tap and the oven door... but there's nothing I can do with that dodgy seal on the fridge!"

'Certainly. Here's the break-down. Seventy-five dollars for my labour. And seventy-five dollars for you impersonating a plumber.'

"All right, pal, I'm just saying, that's what I'd do if it was my Large Hadron Collider."

'Hanging around the house, Fred, just in case.'

'Hello, Robinson Crusoe here, I'd like my kitchen finished by Friday.'

"Was it a fuse?"

"I aways thought it would be stylish to live in a house with high ceilings."

'Why did you get a huge socket wrench set? You never use socket wrenches.'

'I think I found the problem.'

"I'm looking for a Father's Day gift. What kind of wrench says 'I love you'?"

Organized chaos.

Fred's not sure who to call first: 911 or the plumber he should have called in the first place.

"Nap time."

"Dad needs a Phillips screwdriver. Who's Phillip?"

Problem Solver Wanted

"It's a great Fixer-Upper and this is Ken, single, available and a pretty decent handyman."