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Fred's not sure who to call first: 911 or the plumber he should have called in the first place.

Fixing the TV.

"Young Frankenstein"

Self help acupuncture

Painting by the numbers for adults

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

"I finally found a use for that old home repair book..."

Stoneage puncture repair kit...

"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know I managed without it"

Why it's bad when home owners change their minds about the bathroom's location late in a building project.

"In the whole length and breadth of this world there is no more admirable a spot for a man and his dog to pass the time than the local Home Depot."

Painting the Ceiling

Tool Box

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

'Frankly, I think watching paint dry has been given a bad press.'

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

A man sees a leak in his ceiling and drills a hole in the floor under leak to by pass his apartment.

'What's wrong with our new shed? Nothing - I'm sat out here guarding it.'

'Can I invite my friends round to watch, Mom?'

'How do you like my new, deep plush carpet?'

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

The Gardener's Calendar: Try to Repair It...

"I think I perferred the plain magnolia"

'We've knocked out the interior walls to improve our home Wi-Fi coverage.'

"I sensed you needed my help. I’m Saint &@!#%&!!, the patron saint of cursing."

"I saved us a hundred bucks on a Jolly Jumper."

Do it yourself books.

"Remember now, anything is DIY-abe if you just do it yourself."

'MY husband made the coffee table out of an old door.'

'You certainly have a well equipped workbench.'

"Flat pack furniture is my passion. It's just a shame I haven't the space to assemble it."

A DIY disaster.

"Well, he promised you the moon and stars."

Hardware Store Tools Wrench

"See this area right here, honey? This is why we need to find someone who knows what they're doing."