Fix-it-yourself Enthusiast T-Shirts

Fred's not sure who to call first: 911 or the plumber he should have called in the first place.

Fixing the TV.

"Young Frankenstein"

Self help acupuncture

Painting by the numbers for adults

Stoneage puncture repair kit...

"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know I managed without it"

"I finally found a use for that old home repair book..."

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

Adhesive Tiles: Do Not Open from this End.

Why it's bad when home owners change their minds about the bathroom's location late in a building project.

"In the whole length and breadth of this world there is no more admirable a spot for a man and his dog to pass the time than the local Home Depot."

Tool Box

Painting the Ceiling

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

'Frankly, I think watching paint dry has been given a bad press.'

'What's wrong with our new shed? Nothing - I'm sat out here guarding it.'

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

A man sees a leak in his ceiling and drills a hole in the floor under leak to by pass his apartment.

'Can I invite my friends round to watch, Mom?'

The Gardener's Calendar: Try to Repair It...

'How do you like my new, deep plush carpet?'

"I think I perferred the plain magnolia"

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

'We've knocked out the interior walls to improve our home Wi-Fi coverage.'

"Remember now, anything is DIY-abe if you just do it yourself."

Do it yourself books.

"I sensed you needed my help. I’m Saint &@!#%&!!, the patron saint of cursing."

"I saved us a hundred bucks on a Jolly Jumper."

'MY husband made the coffee table out of an old door.'

'You certainly have a well equipped workbench.'

"Well, he promised you the moon and stars."

"Flat pack furniture is my passion. It's just a shame I haven't the space to assemble it."

A DIY disaster.

Hardware Store Tools Wrench