Build-it-yourself Enthusiast T-Shirts

'Okay. Now. Insert Part K into slot G...'

"Young Frankenstein"

Self help acupuncture

Painting by the numbers for adults

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

Stoneage puncture repair kit...

"I finally found a use for that old home repair book..."

Adhesive Tiles: Do Not Open from this End.

Why it's bad when home owners change their minds about the bathroom's location late in a building project.

Painting the Ceiling

Tool Box

"In the whole length and breadth of this world there is no more admirable a spot for a man and his dog to pass the time than the local Home Depot."

"He built his own airplane from a kit."

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

'Frankly, I think watching paint dry has been given a bad press.'

'What's wrong with our new shed? Nothing - I'm sat out here guarding it.'

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

'Can I invite my friends round to watch, Mom?'

A man sees a leak in his ceiling and drills a hole in the floor under leak to by pass his apartment.

'How do you like my new, deep plush carpet?'

The Gardener's Calendar: Try to Repair It...

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

"I think I perferred the plain magnolia"

'We've knocked out the interior walls to improve our home Wi-Fi coverage.'

"I saved us a hundred bucks on a Jolly Jumper."

"Remember now, anything is DIY-abe if you just do it yourself."

Do it yourself books.

"I sensed you needed my help. I’m Saint &@!#%&!!, the patron saint of cursing."

'MY husband made the coffee table out of an old door.'

'You certainly have a well equipped workbench.'

Hardware Store Tools Wrench

A DIY disaster.

"Flat pack furniture is my passion. It's just a shame I haven't the space to assemble it."

"Well, he promised you the moon and stars."

"See this area right here, honey? This is why we need to find someone who knows what they're doing."