Vehicle Hobbyist Gifts

No caption (A hearse is parked next to a van. Each vehicle has stick figure decals on the back windshield; the van's stickers indicate a family of four while the hearse's depicts someone alive and a corpse).

"Why do they do that?"

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

"I didn't complain, when you crashed the computer."

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

"I need to tinkle."

Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

Dog Park

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

Under pressure.

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

Coexist. Coexhaust.

Deflator mouse

Motor Tourism

A man in a car waits for a large herd of cows to cross the road; once they have crossed he finds a cow sitting in the passenger seat of his car.

Useless add-ons.

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

"G.P.S. FOR GUYS"

'You don't have a license and registration, do you?'

'Well, dad, as a medical student I've got to read specialized literature!'

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

"The car is in the garage, but I had to drive over the lawnmower."

Some cars need a backseat steering wheel.

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

"Tell Mrs. Pomeroy we've found the source of that strange hint of musk."

The Slug Replaces the Cheetah as the Fastest Animal on Earth.

Wonders of Evolution: This species has developed an unusual protective shell.

'I said they're good, but expensive.'