Roadside Repair Hobbyist Gifts

Death helps with a broken down Hearse

"Have you tried turning it on and off again..?"

"Good news...turns out it was just your battery!"

"I aways thought it would be stylish to live in a house with high ceilings."

"Nap time."

Fred's not sure who to call first: 911 or the plumber he should have called in the first place.

"It's a great Fixer-Upper and this is Ken, single, available and a pretty decent handyman."

'Any day now I'll fix the roof.'

'The plumber said he can't come right now, but promised to put us on his 'wading list'. Cute, huh?'

'Bad news, Dr. Treemont...It needs an engine transplant.'

'Found your problem - there was a hairball in the gasline.'

'Guess what? I fixed your jack-in-the-box.'

"I'm having a little difficulty adjusting. The last place I worked was a lot bigger."

DIY store.

As icebergs form in the river, a man's house breaks up similarly

Custom Cruiser Magazine Reader Survey: Do you own a lowrider?"

Four mechanics working on a car

"Sir, you may find this book very helpful, too."

Student tower pulling along a student driver.

Self-Serv: Patch the road yourself.

Deux Ex Mechanic

"Instead of filling in all the pot holes, it’d be easier to lower the rest of the road."

'It was nothing serious, just bugs in your radiator grill.'

'Wouldn't it be funny if it was just out of gas?'

'That charge is for my accountant because this job is going to put me in a higher tax bracket.'

Acme Rubber Band Co.

'I've done most of it - You'll only need to put it together again and make it work.'

"Well I might have to come back and check it again but my initial idea is that you probably have a leak!"

"We found the reason for that 'whining' noise, someone had left TalkRadio playing."

I got a car for the weekend!