Repair Hobbyist Mugs

Schubert's Unfinished Basement

Mulching Vacuum Cleaner

'Will you be long, fixing this leak? I'll have to put my Bert's dinner on in ten minutes.'

"Have you tried turning it on and off again..?"

Bob’s Museum

"I fixed your leaky tap and the oven door... but there's nothing I can do with that dodgy seal on the fridge!"

"Was it a fuse?"

"I aways thought it would be stylish to live in a house with high ceilings."

"The blow drier is broken."

Man falls through ceiling - 'Did you find the leak?'

Fred's not sure who to call first: 911 or the plumber he should have called in the first place.

'As a kid I was always taking things apart...so, anyway, that's when my parents stopped getting me pets.'

"It's a great Fixer-Upper and this is Ken, single, available and a pretty decent handyman."

"Tell me, do you own a mallet with a rubber shaft?"

'Any day now I'll fix the roof.'

Oh silly me, I'm trying to fix my glasses with nasal spray instead of super glue!

'The plumber said he can't come right now, but promised to put us on his 'wading list'. Cute, huh?'

"It's times like this I wish I was ore than just an armchair plumber."

'Guess what? I fixed your jack-in-the-box.'

'This is your idea of converting your boat to a sailboat, a sheet? And while we're on the topic, is that one of my good sheets?'

A sudden draft. The moment he first felt comfortable calling himself a plumber.

"I'm having a little difficulty adjusting. The last place I worked was a lot bigger."

"Yes, Mr. Willis, it's definitely rising damp."

DIY store.

Custom Cruiser Magazine Reader Survey: Do you own a lowrider?"

"Son, you're old enough now to whittle your own condom."

"Sir, you may find this book very helpful, too."

As icebergs form in the river, a man's house breaks up similarly

Warren was aware of his Carpenter Ant problem, but the sight of the Plumber Bee had him really concerned.