Handy Hobbyist Mugs

"This is where DIY projects go to die."

Schubert's Unfinished Basement

'Will you be long, fixing this leak? I'll have to put my Bert's dinner on in ten minutes.'

Mulching Vacuum Cleaner

'I think you should seek treatment for that Lego block obsession of yours!'

Bob’s Museum

'As a kid I was always taking things apart...so, anyway, that's when my parents stopped getting me pets.'

"Tell me, do you own a mallet with a rubber shaft?"

"OK, now I want everybody to put their hands together and make something with tools!"

Casual skydiving.

'This is your idea of converting your boat to a sailboat, a sheet? And while we're on the topic, is that one of my good sheets?'

Man Watches Live Feed of his Aquarium on Television

"Son, you're old enough now to whittle your own condom."

"Yeah, I'm selling my bowling balls. Free delivery to anyone who lives downhill."

Construction safety.

Sourdough starter. Mask-making supplies. Everything else

"Are. You. Ready. To. Weeeeave?"

"Thanks for your help, but I really don't need it!"

"He built his own steps. Apparently, he's loving, smart and impatient."

Sally didn't know art, but she knew what she liked.

'They say he's toughest inspector around.'

'The meaning of life? Sorry, kid, you're on the wrong mountain - I'm the guru of handy household tips!'

Penny Farthing Racing Bike

'I love how you used human silhouettes to distinguish male and female, since in their species, the sexes actually do look different. Nice touch, I like it, I like it a lot!'

'I want the new BX 406, not the 407 and I want expanded memory with a graphics converter...'

'Laying them and hiding them is the easy part... it's the hand painting that's tough!'

Model Airplanes

Prisoner Spotter

'We've had a call about a faulty pilot light.'

"I've looked everywhere and I can't find what I need, so I'm making my own."

This week on The Antique Roadkill

'Would you believe I'm listening to a pod cast of welding instructions?'