Home Improvement Hobbyist Mugs

Bob’s Museum

Schubert's Unfinished Basement

Mulching Vacuum Cleaner

Sharon's more of a do-it-yourselfer.

'This is your idea of converting your boat to a sailboat, a sheet? And while we're on the topic, is that one of my good sheets?'

'We've had a call about a faulty pilot light.'

'I love how you used human silhouettes to distinguish male and female, since in their species, the sexes actually do look different. Nice touch, I like it, I like it a lot!'

'Will you be long, fixing this leak? I'll have to put my Bert's dinner on in ten minutes.'

"Tell me, do you own a mallet with a rubber shaft?"

'The plumber said he can't come right now, but promised to put us on his 'wading list'. Cute, huh?'

'How do you like my new, deep plush carpet?'

"I just love how wet you've made things in here."

'We've knocked out the interior walls to improve our home Wi-Fi coverage.'

Hardware Store Tools Wrench

A DIY disaster.

Do-It-Yourself. Do-it-yourself-With-Good-Friends-and-Pizza-and-A-Few-Beers.

"No monsters, but there's a tear in the carpeting and I see hardwood!"

"Want to impress me with that hammer? Try using it to fix a few things around here."

"Have you been using 'Vanish' again?"

"The white flag means he gives up and will finally hire a professional to finish the renovation."

'I think you should seek treatment for that Lego block obsession of yours!'

Your Home Remodel Team

"It's a miracle I was able to build this desk all by myself. I'm not so handy."

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's pimping the wall!'

'I'm counter - intelligence'

'Have you got one of those things you use to knock nails in...?'

"This condo includes free access to fitness facilities...7 flights of stairs."

"I fixed your leaky tap and the oven door... but there's nothing I can do with that dodgy seal on the fridge!"

'I figure that if I sell just one, I can retire.'

Wallpapering with Nails

"The blow drier is broken."

"Was it a fuse?"

"I thought you were out front telling the fence company how to do their job."

"When we remodeled, we decided to go with the granite countertop."

'Old mother hubbard -- your cupboard is now bare.'