Repair Enthusiasts Mugs

"Just what I thought... Bad shock absorbers."

"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know I managed without it"

Tool Box

Hardware Store Tools Wrench

"The bad news is that I backed into a fan. The good news is my owner's a plumber."

"You need to take this thingamajig...and attach it to the whatchamacallit using a turny thing."

"When it comes to fixing his own computer, I call it his PDDIY project. That stands for please DON'T do it yourself."

"Have you tried turning it on and off again..?"

Fixing the TV.

Is this for wiping greasy hands?

Timber preservation

"Dad! The bathroom pipes are clogged up!"

Bob’s Museum

'Don't you think it's time you did something about the draught in here?'

'I think you want Phillips. Two doors down on the left.'

"All right, pal, I'm just saying, that's what I'd do if it was my Large Hadron Collider."

'Certainly. Here's the break-down. Seventy-five dollars for my labour. And seventy-five dollars for you impersonating a plumber.'

'Hello, Robinson Crusoe here, I'd like my kitchen finished by Friday.'

'Why did you get a huge socket wrench set? You never use socket wrenches.'

"Was it a fuse?"

'Hanging around the house, Fred, just in case.'

'Your car's ready, but drive carefully for awhile. I had to give the student an 'F' for the work he did on it.'

"I aways thought it would be stylish to live in a house with high ceilings."

"The blow drier is broken."

Man falls through ceiling - 'Did you find the leak?'

'I think I found the problem.'

"I'm looking for a Father's Day gift. What kind of wrench says 'I love you'?"

Organized chaos.

Fred's not sure who to call first: 911 or the plumber he should have called in the first place.

"Dad needs a Phillips screwdriver. Who's Phillip?"

'Any day now I'll fix the roof.'

"It's a great Fixer-Upper and this is Ken, single, available and a pretty decent handyman."

'My hubby is getting better at D.I.Y. . . . Oh yes, he now spends more on screws than plasters.'