Roads Gifts

Turning with mathematical precision.

'Och, 'tis the castle of the clan Macadam.'

'Can't a person get any service around here?'

"Experimental 'no government' zone next 200 miles—by order of Trump!"

Aw, geez, now we're merging down to one plain.

Adopt-A-Highway Program. Sign up here. We'd like to adopt easy street.

Next 5 Miles Adopted By The Planet Zargon.

Stop

'I'm sure the officer will understand why I'm not stopping.'

Deer Crossing Traffic Signs You Don't Often See.

Motorway Madness And Urban Roadrage Directions

Adopt a highway

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Horsekeeping - No. IX

Speed bump in honor of JD Yomp 1866 - 1957...inventor of Asphalt

'At 11:35 it's the SLOW sign. At 11:39, the STOP sign. At 11:43 it's back to the SLOW sign. At 11:49 you break for lunch. At 1:00 it's the STOP sign...'

"We'd wanted to adopt for years, and then along came this absolutely adorable little roundabout."

Fast Lane. cars Like yours.

"On your mark! Get set!"

"I just realized that unless I'm riding for some cause, I must look like an idiot."

"Why have you come over here?"

NASA realized too late that there was intelligent life on this newly discovered planet.

Slow, Men at Work.

Man with Stop Signs.

65. Whenever I'm in the mood to watch the rest of the world go by, I simply keep to the legal speed limit.

'The road I tried to cross was the freeway.'

Fine Art.

Freeways in the Supermarket

'Most of all, I want a long-term highway bill.'

GPS HIghway to Hell

Tour de Pothole.

Winter Roadwork...

'The word form the street is buy asphalt.'