Road Infrastructure Gifts

"It's a very short cycle lane but I'm determined to use it."

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

"As I understand it, after this scaffolding comes down the city will be done."

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

'Welcome! You are now in Shambles!'

"'COST: shedloads, COMPLETION DATE: God knows.' Perhaps you'd care to flesh out some details for us."

'Goodness, the potholes are deep this year, aren't they?'

"Is it me, or are these potholes getting worse?"

'Guess they're still fixing the street.'

"So tell me again about the disastrous effects the Biden infrastructure plan will have on the deficit that you're suddenly so concerned about. . ."

Motorway Madness And Urban Roadrage Directions

Speed bump in honor of JD Yomp 1866 - 1957...inventor of Asphalt

"The cost of HS2 was 115 billion, but that was when we started the interview. It's 130 now!"

"Buildings are falling down, roads are crumbling, fuel supplies are hacker. We break for an ad for drugs that will get you through it."

'Watch your step. I lost my footing on these dang paving stones.'

"Experimental 'no government' zone next 200 miles—by order of Trump!"

"On your mark! Get set!"

S**t Creek Halt

HS2 time bomb...

"We'd wanted to adopt for years, and then along came this absolutely adorable little roundabout."

"Bad news - the local sewage plant is made of reinforced autoclaved aerated concrete."

"We'll cross that bridge when we come to it!"

"I think we can agree that the bridge collapsing is not a good thing."

Dorothy finds the Yellow brick road is now a 6-lane expressway.

Heavy Traffic.

'It's time they built a bridge for the lemmings' school run.'

No Infrastructure Next 50 Miles

Slow, Men at Work.