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"It's a very short cycle lane but I'm determined to use it."

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

"As I understand it, after this scaffolding comes down the city will be done."

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

'Welcome! You are now in Shambles!'

"'COST: shedloads, COMPLETION DATE: God knows.' Perhaps you'd care to flesh out some details for us."

'Goodness, the potholes are deep this year, aren't they?'

'Guess they're still fixing the street.'

"Is it me, or are these potholes getting worse?"

Welcome to Elmville "Home of the world's biggest pothole." The mayor sure knows how to make the best of a bad situation!

Motorway Madness And Urban Roadrage Directions

"The cost of HS2 was 115 billion, but that was when we started the interview. It's 130 now!"

Speed bump in honor of JD Yomp 1866 - 1957...inventor of Asphalt

Third Option

"So tell me again about the disastrous effects the Biden infrastructure plan will have on the deficit that you're suddenly so concerned about. . ."

"Buildings are falling down, roads are crumbling, fuel supplies are hacker. We break for an ad for drugs that will get you through it."

'Watch your step. I lost my footing on these dang paving stones.'

'At 11:35 it's the SLOW sign. At 11:39, the STOP sign. At 11:43 it's back to the SLOW sign. At 11:49 you break for lunch. At 1:00 it's the STOP sign...'

"We'd wanted to adopt for years, and then along came this absolutely adorable little roundabout."

The Train to Nowhere

HS2 time bomb...

"Bad news - the local sewage plant is made of reinforced autoclaved aerated concrete."

"Experimental 'no government' zone next 200 miles—by order of Trump!"

Fast Lane. cars Like yours.

"On your mark! Get set!"

The Mayor Alonzo Q. Furdweiller Pothole. Looks like the mayor and the city council are bickering again.

S**t Creek Halt

They Always Say That

"We'll cross that bridge when we come to it!"

Dorothy finds the Yellow brick road is now a 6-lane expressway.

"I think we can agree that the bridge collapsing is not a good thing."

'It's time they built a bridge for the lemmings' school run.'

Heavy Traffic.

No Infrastructure Next 50 Miles

Getting Closer