Roads And Highways T-Shirts

There's No Turning Back. Ernie, put up the sign that says "One-Way Street." Your sign saying "There's no turning back" is overly dramatic.

Is Driving Doomed?

Vacation Time: Hither, Thither, Yon.

Cars feeding at a gas tanker on the side of the road

Speed bump in honor of JD Yomp 1866 - 1957...inventor of Asphalt

Motorway Madness And Urban Roadrage Directions

Fast Lane. cars Like yours.

"Experimental 'no government' zone next 200 miles—by order of Trump!"

"We'd wanted to adopt for years, and then along came this absolutely adorable little roundabout."

"On your mark! Get set!"

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

"Why have you come over here?"

NASA realized too late that there was intelligent life on this newly discovered planet.

Deer Crossing Traffic Signs You Don't Often See.

Slow, Men at Work.

Turning with mathematical precision.

'The road I tried to cross was the freeway.'

Adopt a highway

Fine Art.

'Most of all, I want a long-term highway bill.'

65. Whenever I'm in the mood to watch the rest of the world go by, I simply keep to the legal speed limit.

GPS HIghway to Hell

Freeways in the Supermarket

'I'm telling you, with the right moisturizer and lip balm you could avoid all of that chaffing.'

Winter Roadwork...

'The word form the street is buy asphalt.'

Some mistakenly think 'HOV Lane' means Hot Occupant Vehicles.

Speed Limit 235

'Mark my words - this will be an eight-lane motorway in a few years time.'

Adopt-a-Highway Next 2 Miles: National Hang Gliders Association.

Man drives by too many road alerts.

'Natural bridge and cloverleaf'

Passing lane ahead - slower traffic speed up.

'I'm sure the officer will understand why I'm not stopping.'

Aw, geez, now we're merging down to one plain.