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Route 666

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

"You must be the newly qualified driver."

Lanes Closed for the Hell of It

YONDER...next 347 miles.

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

Caution: Construction workers standing around and drinking coffee.

Vacation Time: Hither, Thither, Yon.

Cars feeding at a gas tanker on the side of the road

Make up your mind. Next exit 500 miles.

Say speed

'Sue's troubles with the law began the day she bought that first motorbike.'

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

"We'd wanted to adopt for years, and then along came this absolutely adorable little roundabout."

Man in car sees fallen sign on the hood of his car which says, CAUTION sign-holding road worker falls asleep.

"On your mark! Get set!"

Way to go

Speed limit 70mph and up.

NEXT EXIT Food & Drink Cafe...Open 24 hours: 'Hey! Here's the place we saw advertised on the freeway!'

"...Apparently we're responsible for snow removal on that stretch of highway we adopted."

'Most of all, I want a long-term highway bill.'

"USA map"

"I admire the way you avoided that radar trap."

A 'failed' brake check!

'This baby can do zero to sixty in four seconds flat!!'

Some mistakenly think 'HOV Lane' means Hot Occupant Vehicles.

'I'm telling you, with the right moisturizer and lip balm you could avoid all of that chaffing.'

Speed Limit 235

'Get with it, buddy -- that mile of highway you adopted has snow all over it!'

Truck scale to weigh the truck as well as a 'trucker scale' to weigh the driver