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'Ice Road Urinalysis' -frozen instantly

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

YONDER...next 347 miles.

Vacation Time: Hither, Thither, Yon.

Cars feeding at a gas tanker on the side of the road

'Gasview Hotel' - 'Dinerview Gas' - 'Motelview Diner' - 'Hiwayview Suites'

"I'm going to be late... my driverless car is stick behind an autonomous tractor."

'Sue's troubles with the law began the day she bought that first motorbike.'

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

"On your mark! Get set!"

Fast Lane. cars Like yours.

'I normally don't ride a dirt bike, but my motorcycle doesn't do well on potholes.'

NEXT EXIT Food & Drink Cafe...Open 24 hours: 'Hey! Here's the place we saw advertised on the freeway!'

65. Whenever I'm in the mood to watch the rest of the world go by, I simply keep to the legal speed limit.

"I admire the way you avoided that radar trap."

Sometimes I wonder where I'd be if I'd crossed the road less traveled.

'It's the latest in truck stop chic.'

Drive safely.

'Just as I thought...made in Alaska!'

"We just got back from Alaska, where we saw the cutest little glaciers."

'I've got no idea either, but I bet you won't find two of them.'

Second Chance Exit.

'I'm telling you, with the right moisturizer and lip balm you could avoid all of that chaffing.'

'Count yourself lucky - he used to SHOOT the messenger.'

Distraction Next Exit: Almost there.

Warmer … warmer … little cooler … cooler … getting cold. Freezing! Ok, we're putting my GPS back on.

Trucker advertises his podcast.

Welcome to Scotland: Next Celebrity Guided Tour TV Program in 5 Mins.

"Kiss me before the biology teacher finds me!"

Teacher's Lounge

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 5.

Man drives by too many road alerts.

Truck scale to weigh the truck as well as a 'trucker scale' to weigh the driver