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'Ice Road Urinalysis' -frozen instantly

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

YONDER...next 347 miles.

Vacation Time: Hither, Thither, Yon.

Cars feeding at a gas tanker on the side of the road

'Gasview Hotel' - 'Dinerview Gas' - 'Motelview Diner' - 'Hiwayview Suites'

'Sue's troubles with the law began the day she bought that first motorbike.'

"I'm going to be late... my driverless car is stick behind an autonomous tractor."

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

"On your mark! Get set!"

NEXT EXIT Food & Drink Cafe...Open 24 hours: 'Hey! Here's the place we saw advertised on the freeway!'

'I normally don't ride a dirt bike, but my motorcycle doesn't do well on potholes.'

'It's the latest in truck stop chic.'

Drive safely.

"I admire the way you avoided that radar trap."

'Just as I thought...made in Alaska!'

'I've got no idea either, but I bet you won't find two of them.'

"We just got back from Alaska, where we saw the cutest little glaciers."

Second Chance Exit.

'I'm telling you, with the right moisturizer and lip balm you could avoid all of that chaffing.'

Distraction Next Exit: Almost there.

Teacher's Lounge

"Kiss me before the biology teacher finds me!"

'Count yourself lucky - he used to SHOOT the messenger.'

Truck scale to weigh the truck as well as a 'trucker scale' to weigh the driver

Welcome to Scotland: Next Celebrity Guided Tour TV Program in 5 Mins.

Man drives by too many road alerts.

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 5.

'For goodness sake dad, buy a sat nav.'