Highway Navigator T-Shirts

Truck careering towards hazards sign showing fuel prices etc

Toll Booths Ahead, Radar Detection Area, Construction Ahead, No Rest Stops for 200 Miles, Severe Potholes Ahead.

"Highway or bunny trail, highway or bunny trail?"

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

"The highway's tied up. You'll have to make an appointment."

"I admire the way you avoided that radar trap."

'Psssst... cop on other side of hill.'

One solution for better roads...

Traffic slowing to a crawl then speeding up for no apparent reason next 5 miles.

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

Thru versus Through Traffic

Doug had trouble getting home at a decent hour.

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

'Are we there yet?'

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

The Fast Lane.

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

"I am not asking for directions."

Battery Lighthouse

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

YONDER...next 347 miles.

Titanic: How's my steering.

"For pity's sake, George - stop tooting and ask for directions!"

"According to the map, we should be nearing the North Pole, but something tells me we’ve been reading the map upside down."

"Yeah, I have a GPS, but I have no idea where 120 degrees longitude and 80 degrees latitude is."

'The landscape is continually shifting Son, so you have to learn to navigate by the Sun and the stars...'

'I told you not to rely on the sat-nav.'

"Perhaps you wouln't have declared so many places 'worth a detour' if you'd held the map right way up!"

'Guess they're still fixing the street.'

'Captain, there's someone pissing in the hold!'

Set sail

"But I wasn't running in the hall."