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Lollipop Lady.

Thru versus Through Traffic

Doug had trouble getting home at a decent hour.

The Fast Lane.

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

YONDER...next 347 miles.

'Guess they're still fixing the street.'

I must be losing my grip, he didn't query the bill...

'Looks like this part of the beach has been claimed.'

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

'Face it, you'd be lost without me!'

'Ahh...I see you travelling far and wide on a long fruitless mission but you still can't find a town centre parking space this Christmas...'

Even pirates have kids. 'Look, mom...no hands!'

A castaway on an island with an old TV that's washed ashore, sees two men in an approaching boat marked, 'TV Licensing'.

I cannot tell you why men will not ask for directions

"Don't just sit there. Build a boat!"

I hate these flying fish

'Typical male: Too proud to ask for directions or take advice! Look at us now!'

'I told you you should have bought a sat nav...!'

"Oh shut up."

Cars.

'C'mon, it's only up to your knees!'

Road Construction.

'Shark bites seem to be more numerous than ever this year.'

'Are you blokes crazy? Are you gonna listen to me or the blasted parrot?'

'Can you get out and parallel park for me? I'm not good at it.'

No caption. (Rowers carry an oar in four briefcases).

Cruise ship's captain complains God didn't save his hat.

"I admire the way you avoided that radar trap."

"I was born an urban bird and I'll die an urban bird."

Pick a direction.

"Dad, how often have I told you there's no point in trying to start an argument with the sat-nav?"

Taxi in congestion - Thank you for not getting out and walking

A swordfish saws through a raft.