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Lollipop Lady.

Thru versus Through Traffic

Doug had trouble getting home at a decent hour.

The Fast Lane.

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

YONDER...next 347 miles.

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

'Guess they're still fixing the street.'

'Looks like this part of the beach has been claimed.'

I must be losing my grip, he didn't query the bill...

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

'Ahh...I see you travelling far and wide on a long fruitless mission but you still can't find a town centre parking space this Christmas...'

Even pirates have kids. 'Look, mom...no hands!'

'Face it, you'd be lost without me!'

A castaway on an island with an old TV that's washed ashore, sees two men in an approaching boat marked, 'TV Licensing'.

Cars.

'I told you you should have bought a sat nav...!'

'Typical male: Too proud to ask for directions or take advice! Look at us now!'

"Oh shut up."

I hate these flying fish

"Don't just sit there. Build a boat!"

'C'mon, it's only up to your knees!'

'Shark bites seem to be more numerous than ever this year.'

Road Construction.

"I admire the way you avoided that radar trap."

"I was born an urban bird and I'll die an urban bird."

'Are you blokes crazy? Are you gonna listen to me or the blasted parrot?'

Cruise ship's captain complains God didn't save his hat.

'Can you get out and parallel park for me? I'm not good at it.'

Pick a direction.

"Yes you successfully removed the trip hazard, but with hindsight..."

Taxi in congestion - Thank you for not getting out and walking