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Short Sighted Driver.

'Can you get out and parallel park for me? I'm not good at it.'

'Don't get involved.'

Thru versus Through Traffic

Doug had trouble getting home at a decent hour.

'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'

The Fast Lane.

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

Commutobile

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

'Guess they're still fixing the street.'

I must be losing my grip, he didn't query the bill...

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

'Face it, you'd be lost without me!'

'Ahh...I see you travelling far and wide on a long fruitless mission but you still can't find a town centre parking space this Christmas...'

'We could use a little divine guidance right about now, reverend.'

'Sorry mate, you'll have to ask someone else, I'm not from this area ...'

Cars.

"And then bear left at the war memorial, first right down Newton road and St Luke's is straight ahead."

"Oh shut up."

'I told you you should have bought a sat nav...!'

What the sign said: 60 max. What you saw: Go man!

Road Construction.

'Honey, don't wait with the supper. I'm in a traffic jam and I fear this will take a very, very long time...'

"Yes, we've been lost before, but never this lost."

"I was born an urban bird and I'll die an urban bird."

"I admire the way you avoided that radar trap."

Pick a direction.

Student tower pulling along a student driver.

'Sorry I'm late - traffic was insane.'

'Yeh-yeh-yeh - we're right on the corner of First and Main!'

Urban transport and speeding accidents

Passing lane ahead - slower traffic speed up.

'Someone's got to do something about these pot holes!'